Ha, it’s been a while since I was asked something like this.
My ideal type of girl would be mentally a lot smarter than me (which isn’t hard, lol) so at least I could have some thought-provoking conversation with her. I mean communication doesn’t always have to be intellectual to be meaningful but… You know, I just hope she cares about the stupid shit I care about so we could talk for hours about it.
I hope she’s nice, my ideal girl would avoid hostility - not in a bitch sort of way, but in a respectful way. She’s generous and giving and courteous. She’s clean hopefully, but I don’t mind a slob. She’s a dork, she’s passionate about things, she has an eye for things most people don’t. God, I hope she likes hip hop.
Physically.. I dunno, I’ve noticed more and more lately that I’m really attractive to like stick-thin girls. Which is weird, I know. But I don’t discriminate among female body types. I looooooove a thicker girl. I guess I just feel super thin sometimes and feel I would look awkward with a slightly bigger girl. But I mean, I’ve dated girls with varying body types so it’s really not about physique. Just a preference, I guess.
I hope she doesn’t mind sitting around doing nothing, ‘cause I like doing a whole lot of nothing. I hope she likes naps and watching movies and playing video games or at least likes watching me play whenever I find time to..
My ideal girl doesn’t fart. My ideal girl doesn’t poop.